Campus life in the first world

As just overheard outside my office door:

Her: Oh, hey, how's it going?

Him: I'm okay. Tired. You?

Her: Yeah, alright. I'm doing some research on human trafficking.

Him: Oh, yeah? Wow.

Her: Yeah, it's really depressing.

Him: Yeah, I'll bet...

(pause)

Him: So, we should get together and party!

Her: Yeah, totally!